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Bad Eggz
N’Egged & Afraid: a dozen naked eggz, one jungle, zero survival skills.
The show
Deep in the tropical MarQuiche islands, the contestants and crew of a new “reality” show must scramble to survive the elements — and each other. Only difference? They’re naked talking eggz — and yes, it’s all blurred…for your protection. Florentine the maybe-virgin and Benedict the well-blurred airhead must join forces or lose it all.
Usually you never see the crew, but thanks to our gloriously flaccid Producer, they’re naked too — awkwardly stumbling through the jungle alongside a cocky narrator, a director who won’t look below the belt, an ex-pro wrestler, and many more bad eggz.
Think South Park by way of a reality survival show: raunchy, slapstick, and gloriously stupid. No lessons learned, no yolks barred, ever.
Meet the Eggz
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Benedict
Male Contestant
An eggfluencer who’ll try anything once. Short on brain cells, high on endorphins — forever the victim of his own goofball antics, yet somehow always the fantastic jackass everyone wants at the party.
voiced by Yuri Lowenthal
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Florentine
Female Contestant
Practically a virgin — she’s not sure. Talks a big confident game to mask the fact she’s never really done anything, and plans to fake it till she 'makes' it. By that she means getting thoroughly boned. There’s no money in this game, so she doesn’t care if she wins as long as she gets laid.
voiced by Dina Sherman
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Egg McMahon
Narrator
aka Big Mac, the GOAT pro wrestler who sparred with the best — The Rock, The Hulk and The Juice. Today he’s the announcer for N’Egged & Afraid, still dreaming of one day calling matches for the WWE: World Wrestling Eggz.
voiced by Dave B. Mitchell
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Oeuf Ewe
Boom Operator
Say it 'Uf You.' Raised by monks in Santa Clarita, which is why she’s one of those soft talkers. What isn’t soft is her flatulence — IBS or SIBO, nobody’s sure, but her farts could be bottled and sold as chemical warfare.
voiced by ???
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Huevos
Director
The show’s neurotic director — a brilliant filmmaker hiding one big secret: he’s gymnophobic, terrified of nakedness. Trapped on an island of naked eggz, he can barely get a shot off without vomiting in his mouth and swallowing it back down.
voiced by Daniel Ross
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Mayo
Camera Operator
'I hate my name — it’s so fattening! And btw I’m pregnant, not fat, nimrod!' A pregnant fitness freak who wants the whole world to know it — basically one of those TikTok parents already obsessed with the awesome kid they’re about to have.
voiced by Michelle Ruff
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Spatzel
Craft Service
An ostrich egg from the Czegg Republic — one big egg, from her boobs to her bush. She escaped to the US and has run craft service on reality shows for twenty years. No spring... ostrich. When it comes to glass empty/glass full POV, her motto: 'Fuck the glass. Drink from the spicket.'
voiced by Tara Platt
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B. Ten
Producer
An award-winning prick — sorry, producer. He suffers from ED, so when he got brought on to N’Egged & Afraid he decided everyone should be naked, crew included. If watching a dozen eggz get laid does nothing for his pecker, then he really is screwed.
voiced by Christopher Sean
Episodes
New eggz get dropped twice a week — subscribe so you never miss a crack
Shorts
One-off cuts that don’t fit the carton
From the carton
Bad Eggz: N’Egged & Afraid is an NSFW animated parody made by a very small number of people with a very large number of problems. Absurd, raunchy, slapstick — for adults who like their humor scrambled.
New episodes every week. Subscribe so you never miss a crack, comment on who should get N’Egged next, and help us build the weirdest animated fandom out there.
“We regret everything.”